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  1. June 4, 2026 · Product Launch

    Gemini Spark is the most impressive and terrifying AI experience I’ve had yet

    Google's New AI Has Achieved Peak Helicopter Parent Energy A tech journalist just discovered what happens when you give an AI unlimited internet access and the personality of someone who's really, re...

  2. April 7, 2026 · Industry

    How China fell for a lobster: What an AI assistant tells us about Beijing's ambition

    China's New AI Girlfriend Can Do Your Homework, Also Has Eight Legs In a development that perfectly encapsulates humanity's relationship with artificial intelligence, China has collectively lost its...

  3. March 19, 2026 · Product Launch

    Now everyone in the US is getting Google’s personalized Gemini AI

    Google Decides Every American Deserves Their Own Digital Stalker, Free of Charge Google has generously announced that all US users can now experience the joy of having an AI assistant that knows exac...

  4. February 23, 2026

    Google rolls out Gemini 3.1 Pro

    When Google's AI Gets a PhD: Gemini 3.1 Pro Arrives With a Brain Upgrade Well, well, well. Google has done it again. Just when you thought your regular old AI was smart enough to help you write passi...